What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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