She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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