: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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