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You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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