you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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