In the future we'll all be gay
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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