Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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