You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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