Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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