quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just invented taco cereal.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
