butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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