Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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