jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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