Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
