The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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