no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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