I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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