Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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