Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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