Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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