I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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