sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
