Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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