Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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