Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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