You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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