we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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