this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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