just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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