I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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