Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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