I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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