its not stalking. its research.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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