I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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