You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
