Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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