this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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