We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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