I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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