it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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