You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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