: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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