Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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