how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
