fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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