3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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