I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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