He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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