Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I touched a dick in church today
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