I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
It's blow job season.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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